Category: AFROMAN

Palmdale – Afroman

we used to stay in the slums of LA by the way Gang-bangers killin’ each other for rep, sellin’ rock cocaine on my doorstep Had a ball to bounce plus a bike to ride, but my mamma never would let me play outside. But when I got enrolled in elementary school, started bangin’ like a […]

Let’s Get High Tonight – Afroman

Lyrics by Markus Martinsson Let’s get drunk today Let’s get high tonight Maybe in the morning Things will be alright I am living under So much stress and strife Sometimes I stop and wonder How to enjoy my life Hanging with my homies Talking jive Smoking marijuana, drinking Cult 45 Hey homeboy, let’s get drunk […]

Paranoid – Afroman

hey go get me two pounds of bud and two ounces of yay muthafuckaz at mah house waitin right now cuz aiight how long can sell? (you see life is like football you know what im saying) before I have to go to jail (you gotta hike the ball and just make something happen man) […]

Keep on Limp’n – Afroman

Ruckus There go thAT Homie Big DRAWERS HUSS UPP Hustler! (Talking and shizz) Limpin’ through the hood with my kakis saggin the bottom of my pants toe back from draggin I’m not a handicap but I like to limp Life’s a bitch and I’m a Palmdale pimp Limpin’ down the street to the gangster beat […]

Let’s All Get Drunk Tonight – Afroman

Let’s all get high tonight. Maybe nobody will die tonight. (C’mon, dance with me baby, c’mon.) Let’s all sell yell tonight. (Sling yay.) I hope I don’t go back to jail tonight. (Not tonight.) Let’s go to the club tonight. Find a woman that wanna make love tonight. Let’s get dumb, drink some rum. Make […]

Sag Your Pants – Afroman

wha, cmon somebody say heeeyyy im just playin Before Palmdale, we use to stay deep in the hood where they sell yay i seen a gangbanger walk by real fast brand new khakis hangin off his ass at first, i didnt like the chump cause he looked like he needed to go take a dump […]

Dope Fiend – Afroman

I swallowed another tab I might overdose under the circumstance So betta yet call me an ambulance [Chorus] Cause I’ma dopefiend baby, I don’t know why All I wanna do is get high Between your legs is where my brain is at Cause I’ma nymphomaniac I used to smoke marijuana when I was a kid […]

She Won’t Let Me Fucc – Afroman

She won’t let me fucc. I really need to bust a nut. She won’t let me fucc. I really need to bust a nut. (Hey, check this out.) It’s so frustrating being a man, all these sexy women don’t understand Things we need to do, every other day or two Like take you home baby, […]

Drive Better Drunk – Afroman

Don’t grab my keys when the party’s over I drive better drunk, than you do sober [Verse 1] I don’t know what you’ve been told I’ve been drinkin since 12 years old Started in 1988 Hangin at the liquor store real real late I drunk a swallow, I drunk a cup Drunk the bottle, I […]

Graveyard Shift – Afroman

Graveyard shift ain’t never dead. We got to work when people go to bed. We got a tremendous work overload. The boss don’t care about the dress code. So if your hair’s messed up, come on in. Nobody don’t care 3 o’clock in the morning. I’m fantasizin’ about a six four, broke as hell moppin’ […]