Category: AFROMAN

Bacc 2 School – Afroman

Talking noise with all of my home boys then we go back to school with a mouthful of beer and a noseful of weed you know I’m gonna act a fool Momma I’ma go to the university of smoking marijuana all of my friends go to USC so I’ma tag along and hit the bong […]

Because I Got High – Afroman

roll another blunt)All yea! wwwwwoooohhhhh!!!! Yea! Yea! Yea! I was gonna clean my room until I got high I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high My room is still messed up and I know why (Why man?) – because I got high (repeat 3X) I was gonna go […]

Leaving California – Afroman

Ima pack the homeboy truck and splint – (split?) tired of the killin’, the blood that spillin’ tired of the pain i keep on feelin’ I’m a west coast rapper, riighttt (riigttt) but the west don’t think I’m tiighttt (say what) can’t make no money, can’t get no job can’t be a rapper if i […]

You Ain’t My Friend – Afroman

When you born in this world You get these people that you coincidently grow up with And you get this illusion of friendship You know what I’m saying man But as you get older You notice, you notice people trying to take advantage of you You notice people trying to like manipulate you Then all […]

Wonderful Tonite – Afroman

go to the bar and buy another round i feel wonderful how many people feel wonderful tonight she unfastens her bra strap she slides off her underwear the beautiful moonlite reflects on her pubic hair I open her legs then slowly slide my tounge inside and say darlin you taste wonderful tonite she sucks on […]

Cali Swangin’ – Afroman

Ruckus BABY – MAKE ME FEEL ALRIGHT Nobody feels – like a “G” feels when he post up his ’64 on three wheels Daddy ask me “what you wanna be when you grow up” a low rider with some colt 45 in my cup I was on my way to college and then saw a […]

Nobody Knows My Name – Afroman

Afro, man I know that you live in Mississippi now, but why in the hell did you leave Los Angeles man? I don’t understand that. Walking down the street without getting shot takes everything you got(That’s right). A bullet proof vess across your chess sure would help a lot.(That’s true, I know that’s right). When […]

Palmdale – Afroman

we used to stay in the slums of LA by the way Gang-bangers killin’ each other for rep, sellin’ rock cocaine on my doorstep Had a ball to bounce plus a bike to ride, but my mamma never would let me play outside. But when I got enrolled in elementary school, started bangin’ like a […]

Let’s Get High Tonight – Afroman

Lyrics by Markus Martinsson Let’s get drunk today Let’s get high tonight Maybe in the morning Things will be alright I am living under So much stress and strife Sometimes I stop and wonder How to enjoy my life Hanging with my homies Talking jive Smoking marijuana, drinking Cult 45 Hey homeboy, let’s get drunk […]

Paranoid – Afroman

hey go get me two pounds of bud and two ounces of yay muthafuckaz at mah house waitin right now cuz aiight how long can sell? (you see life is like football you know what im saying) before I have to go to jail (you gotta hike the ball and just make something happen man) […]

Keep on Limp’n – Afroman

Ruckus There go thAT Homie Big DRAWERS HUSS UPP Hustler! (Talking and shizz) Limpin’ through the hood with my kakis saggin the bottom of my pants toe back from draggin I’m not a handicap but I like to limp Life’s a bitch and I’m a Palmdale pimp Limpin’ down the street to the gangster beat […]

Let’s All Get Drunk Tonight – Afroman

Let’s all get high tonight. Maybe nobody will die tonight. (C’mon, dance with me baby, c’mon.) Let’s all sell yell tonight. (Sling yay.) I hope I don’t go back to jail tonight. (Not tonight.) Let’s go to the club tonight. Find a woman that wanna make love tonight. Let’s get dumb, drink some rum. Make […]

Sag Your Pants – Afroman

wha, cmon somebody say heeeyyy im just playin Before Palmdale, we use to stay deep in the hood where they sell yay i seen a gangbanger walk by real fast brand new khakis hangin off his ass at first, i didnt like the chump cause he looked like he needed to go take a dump […]

Dope Fiend – Afroman

I swallowed another tab I might overdose under the circumstance So betta yet call me an ambulance [Chorus] Cause I’ma dopefiend baby, I don’t know why All I wanna do is get high Between your legs is where my brain is at Cause I’ma nymphomaniac I used to smoke marijuana when I was a kid […]

She Won’t Let Me Fucc – Afroman

She won’t let me fucc. I really need to bust a nut. She won’t let me fucc. I really need to bust a nut. (Hey, check this out.) It’s so frustrating being a man, all these sexy women don’t understand Things we need to do, every other day or two Like take you home baby, […]

Drive Better Drunk – Afroman

Don’t grab my keys when the party’s over I drive better drunk, than you do sober [Verse 1] I don’t know what you’ve been told I’ve been drinkin since 12 years old Started in 1988 Hangin at the liquor store real real late I drunk a swallow, I drunk a cup Drunk the bottle, I […]

Graveyard Shift – Afroman

Graveyard shift ain’t never dead. We got to work when people go to bed. We got a tremendous work overload. The boss don’t care about the dress code. So if your hair’s messed up, come on in. Nobody don’t care 3 o’clock in the morning. I’m fantasizin’ about a six four, broke as hell moppin’ […]