Ben Wah Balls – Blink 182

So did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouth
And happily and gay, well I guessed exactly that
Because he found a special girl that put him in a special trance

He fell in love so quickly
What the hell was he to expect
That the girl under his arm wasn’t the same
As any other girl
That he had thought that he once met
I guess you could only blame fate

Things started getting weird as they started to kiss
She often felt his beard and remembered how her father she missed
And then quietly one day he sang a song that’s been deep within his heart
Causing some ingestion he finished with a great big fart and

She knew at that one moment
That song was something she heard before
So she asked him to do that again
Then out the door they hurried
She was gonna find out for sure
So she analyzed his rear end

Lyric Ben Wah Balls – Blink 182