Is it rainin’ at your house like it’s rainin’ at mine Do you miss me like I miss you, is it cloudy all the time Do you tremble when the phone rings And you think I’m on the line Is it rainin’ at your house like it’s rainin’ at mine? Does it thunder and lightnin’ […]
While the dew is still on the roses And the voice I hear falling on my ear The son of God discloses And He walks with me And He talks with me And He tells me I am His own And the joy we share as we tarry there None other has ever known He […]
I’m sittin’ on the fender of someone else’s truck Drinkin’ Old Crow Whiskey and hot 7 Up Out in the parkin’ lot You can hear the band playin’ Right through the walls Ain’t no cover charge Ain’t no last call Out in the parkin’ lot [Chorus] Yeah, I love to see the neon dancin’ on […]
You’re just another checking account To the plumber that came today You’re just another house At the airport ticket counter You’re just another fare At the beauty shop at the mall Well you’re just another head of hair Well that’s alright, that’s ok If you don’t feel important, honey All I’ve got to say is […]
no crib for His bed, The little Lord Jesus lay down his sweet head. The stars in the sky looked down where He lay The little Lord Jesus, asleep on the hay. The cattle are lowing, the poor Baby wakes, But little Lord Jesus, no crying He makes; I love Thee, Lord Jesus, look down […]
I like kickin’ back on the sofa Flippin’ through the channels just to see what’s on I enjoy eatin’ eggs over easy Soppin’ up with a biscuit ’til the yellow’s gone. Chorus: Ain’t nothin’ like watchin’ a bunch of young’ns Run screamin’ through the sprinkler in their little bare feet And ain’t nothin’ like finding […]
You use to say You wanted someone To know you inside out And as I look back on things Well, congradulations baby Somebody knows you now. All of this time You told me you wished That you could figure yourself out You say you’re still a mystery But no, not really, not to me Yeah, […]
I can make you believe any lie I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size. . . Well I’ve been known to cause a few breakups and I’ve been known to cause a few births I can make you new friends Or get you fired from work. (Chorus) And since the […]
Said I’d never fall in love used all the old cliches But just now when you called and my heart rate hit the roof I realized it’s time to eat my words and face the truth So come on over tonight we’ll sit on the swing Watch the pigs fly by flappin’ their brand new […]
One day sun, the next day snow Flowers die and flowers grow But love is never-ending You can’t kill it with goodbye It always finds a place to hide Inside your heart for your whole life Love is never-ending [Chorus] When the lights have all gone down It’ll still be hangin’ ’round Even when you […]
I’ve got some big news The bank finally came through And I’m holdin the keys to a brand new Chevrolet Have you been outside, it sure is a nice night How about a little test drive Down by the lake? There’s a place I know about where the dirt road runs out And we can […]
Or at home tryin’ to make that truck run right Instead of wadin’ out in that stream All day long barely catchin’ a thing Just me and dad I’m glad he talked me in to that (Chorus) It was time well wasted And there’s no way I trade a few more dollars in my pocket […]
Well, it’s a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday Whatever you do watch what you say If you’re easily offended well that’s okay It’s a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday We catch up with our three cowboys one cold December night huddled around a camp fire. How ’bout we sing some holiday songs? Yeah, hey George, […]
In the lane, snow is glistening A beautiful sight, We’re happy tonight, Walking in a winter wonderland. Gone away is the bluebird, Here to stay is a new bird He sings a love song, As we go along, Walking in a winter wonderland. In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he […]
So don’t take this the wrong way But I can tell by your decorating taste You’ve been alone too long You’ve got more candles than a midnight mass That fancy mirror adds a touch of class But do you know how good a mounted bass Would look there on that wall [Chorus] You need a […]
I’ll just throw away these feelings Let go of all these hopes and never think of you No offense, but you’ve lost it if you think I’ll just forget you and decide that I don’t love you do you realize what you’re tellin’ me to do Chorus: It’s like sayin’ don’t breathe or don’t blink […]
Finally got that promotion I worked hard to get One that came with a company car When they gave me the keys they said son you can bet Keep it up and you’ll really go far. Chorus: But what good is all that knowin’ The best thing that I had goin’ Is gone. — Instrumental […]
So you say you wanna tie the knot And you’re askin’ me if I think that the two of you have got What it takes to make it work Well one thing’s for sure All you really need is love Let me say I’m happy for you both And here’s a little something that the […]
Well, I’ll never forget the first time that I heard That pretty mouth say that dirty word And I can’t even remember now What she backed my truck into But she covered her mouth and her face got red And she just looked so darn cute That I couldn’t even act like I was mad. […]
They grab his feet smack him till he cries he goes home the next afternoon Before you know he’s off to school and he graduates in May Goes out and gets a PhD and then cures all sorts of things Wins a Nobel Prize and saves a million different lives The world a better place […]
Is it like too Republican or too Democrat Is it too far to the left and too far to the right Too straight down the middle too black or too white Are the biscuits too fluffy is the chicken too fried Is the gravy too thick are the peas too black-eyed Is the iced tea […]
When I get where I’m going On the far side off the sky The first thing that I’m gonna do Is spread my wings and fly I’m gonna land beside a lion And run my fingers through his mane Or I might find out what it’s like To ride a drop of rain Yeah when […]
Well, l I’m a sucker for fine Cuban cigars The problem is I can’t afford ’em But last year I went and got myself a whole box And just to be safe I insured ’em. Chorus: I took out a policy against fire and theft And then I hurried home With a fifty-cent lighter I […]
Why can’t love be more like that where the best ones get a second chance And that way though you’re gone it wouldn’t be that long Till I’d see you in part two We’d pick up where we left off when I lost you And we’d fall in love again change the way the story […]
They’re just tiny little rumors That I started ’cause I’m lookin’ out for you Oh settle down, I’m just a little jealous and I’m sure those other fellas never once believed the lies I told were true Like the time I told that cowboy that you used to be a man and the doctor you […]
Sleepin’ on the foldout Thanks to me and my big mouth Why did I do what I did I shoulda known better than to lie But it’s too late and so tonight I’m Sleepin’ on the foldout sofa-bed She wanted me to go and see her family But I told her that I had to […]
I had hit rock bottom ever since you up and left But this morning when I saw you with somebody else well needless to say That’s when I started sinking even lower and as far as where I am at today Well there’s two feet of topsoil A little bit of bedrock limestone in between […]
Well, your the first car in an hour or so I’m glad you stopped in, It’s sure been slow around here today, Just like everyday. Well, I couldn’t help but notice your California plate And I thought I recognized that name on your credit card, Your a movie star Well, I can’t wait to get […]
In between shaving and brushing my teeth I’d lean on the sink and practice my lines By now you would think they’d be memorized Leave it to me to come all this way Get down on one knee forget what to say I’m at a loss should have known this is how it would be […]
And rolls down my road And its summer time in Texas And they’re playing in the snow When politicians everywhere stop telling lies And only state the facts Right then, that’s when I’ll take you back Let’s say I get bucked off a bull and fall and hit my head And then I get amnesia […]