Me So Stupid – ZZ Top

I coulda been a brain surgeon
I coulda been a pharmacist
I gave a shot at radio revivalist
And with the boss man I never been missed

Me so stupid
Me so stupid
Me so stupid
What is my IQ
What is my intelligent quotient?

I coulda been the Golden Gate Bridge
Or Einstein’s nemesis
I coulda been the derby jockey
But it’s all come down to this

Me so stupid
Me so stupid
Me so stupid
What is my IQ
What is my intelligent quotient?

I coulda been Las Vegas
I coulda built a drop top Rolls Royce
Coulda been the president of the world
Coulda had Ali on the ropes
Coulda had Miss August – again
Coulda had Miss May – again
Coulda had Miss September – again
But I waited till December
Man oh man

Me so stupid
Me so stupid
Me so stupid
What is my IQ?
What is my intelligent quotient?

That’s so wrong


Lyric Me So Stupid – ZZ Top