Mona Lisa – Slick Rick

Ladies, and gentlemen… and lowlifes
It is with outstanding pleasure
that we are here to present tonight…
Slick Rick, the Ruler! And MC Ricky D!!
Doing their smash hit, “;Mona Lisa,”;
you know, like the picture?
Anyway, I’d like to take this time out
to bow before his divine majesty

[Ricky] Oh your majesty…
[Slick] Hmm?
[Ricky] Can I kiss your hand?
[Slick] Mm-hmm
[Ricky] (kisses his hand loudly)
[Slick] Enough!
[Ricky] Come your highness.. they await you..

[Slick Rick]
Well, it was one of those days — not much to do
I was chillin downtown, with my old school crew
I went into a store — to buy a slice of pizza
And bumped into a girl, her name was Mona — what?
Mona Lisa (what?) *singing* Mona Lisa, so men made you..
YouknowhatI’msayin? So I said, “;Excuse me, dear
my gosh, you look nice!
Put away your money
I’ll buy that slice!”;
She said, “;Thanks – I’d rather a slice of you
I’m just kidding, but that’s awfully nice of you”;
The compliment showed she had a mind in her
And when I smiled (PING!) I almost blinded her
She said, “;Great Scott! Are you a thief?
Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth”;
Ha-ha, hah! Had to find that funny
So I said, “;No child, I work hard for the money
And calling me a thief? Please! Don’t even try it (Right!)
Sit down eat your slice of pizza, and be quiet”;
She almost got cut short — you know, scissors
She tried to disrespect WHO?! The Grand Wizard
Me! “;Well what’s your name, son?”;
“;MC Ricky D,”; but not to be so harsh I said to Mona Li-hee
“;I’m.. sorry and I know that’s low class (uhh, yeah)
Please sit, and tell me a little about your past”;
She said, “;Well I got courage, and I don’t like porridge (uh-huh)
I’ve never been to college, but I’ve got crazy knowledge (uh-huh)
Over eighteen and my eyes are green (uh-huh)
I wear more gold than that man on A-Team (uh-huh, uh-huh)
Trim, slim, (yeah) and I’m also light skinned
Best believe Mona’s a virgin”;
A virgin?! Honey needed a slap
She tried to tell me she’s a virgin — with her yea wide gap
I said, “;It don’t matter, see, I’m not picky (word)
Let me spell my name out for you, it’s Ricky:
R — Ravishing
I — Impress

Lyric Mona Lisa – Slick Rick