Fuck Her Gently – Tenacious D

But fellas listen closely You don’t always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that’s not right to do Sometimes you’ve got to make some love And fuckin give her some smoochies too Sometimes ya got to squeeze Sometimes you’ve got to say please Sometime you’ve got to say hey I’m gonna Fuck you […]

Rock Your Socks Off – Tenacious D

[sung] It doesn’t matter if it is good, It only matters if it rocks. The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off. There’s no such thing as a rock prodigy, ‘Cause rock ‘n roll is bogus, right KG? (right!) Only thing that really matters is a classical sauce. And that’s why […]

City Hall – Tenacious D

You’re fuckin’ it up for the people that’s in the streets. This is a song for the people in the streets, Not the people City Hall. All you motherfuckers in the streets it’s time to rise up, Come along children and fuckin’ rise! Lots of times when me and KG are watchin’ All the fuckin’ […]

Explosivo – Tenacious D

Then we gonna ride, gonna smoke some weed. Climb upon my big-ass steed, And ride, ride, ride. Eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee, What’s the name of the song, Explosivo! Don’t know what it’s about, But it’s good to go. What’s the name of my girlfriend I don’t know, But she’s built like the shit And she’s good to go, […]

Wonderboy – Tenacious D

There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly. Not much to say when you’re high above the mucky-muck. Yeah, yeah. Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy, won’t you take me far away from the mucky-muck man? [spoken] Now it’s time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman, archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, […]

Papagenu (He’s My Sassafrass) – Tenacious D

[JB] Arrrggghhhh! [Sasquatch] That’s good, lets go an adventure, [JB] Yeah, la la la [Sasquatch] I’ve got lots to show you, la la la [JB] Can i be a sasquatch too? la la la [Sasquatch] You already are la la la you’re my son JB, my wittle baby sass, la la la la la la […]

Break In-City (Storm The Gate!) – Tenacious D

i’m going over there I’m going to do the mission I flip around the corner, flat as a pancake And then i – oh noo! A camera Stay back here, devise a plan Dive into the bushes Against all odds Infiltrate, storm the gates! storm the gates! Ninja style, samuri (Storm the gates!) Metal pole, […]

Baby – Tenacious D

No matter how hard I try Cause it’s cold and it’s dark And the wind is a whistlin’ And I can’t seem to put out the light Momma’s been searching for baby But baby been tryin’ to get home Cause it’s cold and it’s dark And the moon cannot light the way And Daddy’s gone, […]